When a hopeless romantic decides to steal flowers and chocolates for his secret lover, he’s caught red-handed by mall security.
21 Year Old White Male, 5”8’ and 19 Year Old White Male, 5”9’. Our Loss Prevention Officer observes that one of the perps has stolen roses and a box of chocolates from the storefront. Upon interrogation, the perp explains that he has shoplifted the goods to give as a gift to his accomplice, as they are currently in a relationship of a romantic nature. They ask to resolve the theft without notifying local law enforcement or their families as they hoped to keep the relationship a secret. In the interest of maintaining confidentiality, the perps agree to special terms created by our Loss Prevention Officer, and he proceeds to deliver retribution on his own terms.